Name: Walden Nicole Scribner
Date of Hire: 7/20/2010
Job Title: Baby
The following is a 360 review of Walden's performance in the position of Baby from 7/20/10 to 7/20/11.
Areas of Strength: We applaud Walden's efforts and superior performance in Smiling, Giggling, Squealing, Being Cute, Clapping, Bathing, Feeding Lucy, Going Places, Batting Eyelashes, Getting Dirty, Rocking Out, Giving Hugs, Giving Kisses, Cell Phone Operation, Scoping out Danger and Lunging Towards It Fearlessly, and General Manipulation of Supervisors.
Areas of Opportunity: We hope to see Walden beef up her efforts and performance in the area of diapering. In Q1, Q2 and Q3, Walden was focused and team-oriented, but finished out the year being less of a team player than we had hoped. While we are happy that Walden has mastered the art of wiggling like a deranged squirrel, we encourage her to find a more appropriate time and place to do it other than while diapers are being changed. As with diapering, Walden's attitude seemed to become more unpredictable in Q4. While she generally exhibits a positive attitude most of the time, when faced with certain challenges (such as getting her face wiped, getting hugged by the wrong parent or having bows put in her hair) she can become more...shall we say...aggressively vocal than we would prefer. While we appreciate that such willfulness is also an asset in many ways, we do recommend that Walden let her mama put bows in her hair, because that is what mamas do.
Summary: Walden is a valued member of the Scribner Team, and we have decided to renew her contract for the coming year and to promote her to the position of Toddler. Congratulations, Walden!
Signed,
Head Supervisor
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| promoted |
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| walden + big fish |
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| hot date. separate rides. |
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| walden's world. |
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| party time. |
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| excellent. |
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| polka dot party |
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| cupcakes with just one pink dot look like boobs. add more dots. |
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| yum. maybe. |
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| presents. |
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| hugs. |
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| giggling + grammie |
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| secrets, secrets are no...well, actually, secrets are pretty fun. |
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| being a mommy is hard enough when the baby is fake |
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| cold |
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| for those about to rock, we let our daddies dress us |
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| wee |
